First they took us all to task for our font snobbery. Now they’re telling  punctuation bar jokes. Whenever I visit McSweeney’s, I remember why I both hate (why didn’t I think of this? Because I suck!) and love (you’re so clever! Can I write for you?) this website. It kills productivity, sure, but it’s a high fibre source of brain humour. Heh. Heh.